No Porn Tonight

Recent Chat:

Havey: hey booger nut

Me: hey bebe

Havey: so i have a story for u, i know a friend that worked in the hospital and she told me a crazy story
 
Me: hahah please share

Havey: so this lady walks in the emergency room and she says that she has a problem down there and so they check her out and guess what they find?

Me: an animal or something in her ass?

Havey: maggots

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

Havey: apparently

Me: fuuuuck! thats gross!

Havey: her husband wanted her to put an apple in her pussy it got stuck in there
  and she didnt take it out for like a week and maggots grew inside her vagina

Me: eww!

Havey: and were coming out to play

Me: so what did they end up doing to treat her?

Havey: scraped it all out

Me: uuUuuG!

Havey: after she told me that i didnt want to hear anything else

Me: now i can't watch porn tonight

Havey: LMAO

Me: dammit harbs i can't get that image out of my head &my vagina feels weird now

Havey: hahahahahha

Me: crazy, hey i might be taking my test in 2 weeks, urrrg i'm nervous
 
Havey: you'll be fine think like this things could be worse
 
                  ...u could have maggots coming out of your vagina

 Me: UUuuuUUG!
  LOLZ!
  omg
  ur so right, thanks for that insight
  i'll be thinking of that every time i get nervous